Applejack: hey rarity!
Rarity: o hello darling,what's up?
Applejack: my familys having a barn raising, and I reckoned I should invite you and all the others
Rarity: what in the whole world of equestria ,makes think I would want to go to your barn raising applejack?
Applejack: why wouldent you?
Rarity: ugh,dirt,filfthiness,mud,......
Applejack: OK,OK,I get the picture rarity!you don't want to get any thing on your nice white coat!
Rarity: of course not darling!that's not at all what I mean,I meant,I don't want to see the dirt,get it on me,feel it,or chip my new pony pedi.....
Applejack: I get it!sorry for asking!I recon you will never do anything fun outside again!
Rarity: nonsense darling!I walk to the spa all the time,that's fun!
Applejack: whatever rarity!bye.
Rarity: by the way darling when is is?
Applejack: tomorrow why?
Rarity: I'll be there darling.
Applejack: I thought you just said you didn't want to get dirty!
Rarity: oh,I won't darling I'll bring a towl.besides darling I'm going to have so much fun!
Applejack: I never thought you'd have fun raisen a barn!
Rarity: oh not raising the barn darling ,sitting and eating all the
Delightful desserts!
Applejack: really?
Rarity: oh,and also watching all those colts!:)
Rarity: remember the one that came last time ,darling he was so cute!
Applejack: bye rarity.sometimes I don't understand you.
Rarity: bye darling!
