matchmaker

21st century fairyGod mother

I hurried to the cafeteria immediately the bell rang i had to to deal with my so called bestfriend that girl could be a monster when she wants to she of all people knows how much shopping disgusts me and now she wants drag me along probably cause she has a date with the lastest beau of the week.
I walked into the cafeteria and headed straight for our table she sat at our table but she didn't look too good.
Hey al what the problem i asked nudging her aside so i could sit next to her.
Everything is wrong sam every single thing she said bursting into tears.
Okay what did he do this time around i was used to her pattern already this happened almost every week it was probably one of her legendary breakups.
John is gay she said sobbing quietly he was decieving me all along cause he didn't want anyone to find out and now apparently he has found the courage to come out in the open and he dumped me sam that idiot freaking dumped me she said amd burst into tears once more.
Sorry al i said smoothening back her hair you'll find someone much much better.
You keep saying that everytime she said shying away from my touch you matchmake perfectly take jane and sean, lindsay and logan ,terry and paula for instance buh u have never matched me with anyone talkless of a perfect guy.
I stared at her blankly for a moment al what u dont get is that i dont do this things on purpose it just happens i cant just pick to people and make them out to be the perfect couple.
Please sammy please just once try hooking me up with someone please please ur like a 21st century fairygod mother just help me i dont want to be single for prom please she said wiping her tears and giving me puppy eyes.
Are u crazy al fairygod mother really just mourn your dead relationship please i said pushing her head back down.