Transformers RID 2015/MLP Songs

Find a Pet song

Sung By: Sideswipe and Jetstorm

Lyrics:

[Jetstorm]

Now, Sideswipe, my friend,

I cannot express my delight

It's abundantly clear

That somewhere out here

Is the pet that will suit you just right

[Sideswipe]

I can't wait to get started, but first let me set a few rules

It's of utmost importance

The pet that I get

Is something that's awesome and cool

Jetstorm: Awesome, cool, got it! I have so many wonderful choices, just wait, you will see.

[Sideswipe]

I need something real fast like a bullet to keep up with me

[Jetstorm]

Sure!

How 'bout a bunny?

They're cutesy and wootsie and quick as can be

[Sideswipe]

Cutesy?

Wootsie?

Have you even met me?

[Jetstorm]

Sideswipe, have faith

You see, I will bet you

Somewhere in here is the pet that will get you

Jetstorm: Come on, the sky's the limit!

Sideswipe: Sky is good. I'd like it to fly.

Jetstorm: Really? Because I think this widdle puddy tat has your name written all over it. Yes, he does. Aww, look, he likes you!

Sideswipe: Pass.

[Jetstorm]

I have so many wonderful choices for you to decide

There are otters and seals

With massive appeal

Sideswipe: Otters and seals do not fly.

Jetstorm: Maybe not, but I've seen this particular seal catch ten feet of air when he breaches the water! [seal barks]

Sideswipe: That's it. I'm outta here.

[Jetstorm]

Wait! There must be a pet here

That will fit the ticket

How 'bout a ladybug, or a cute cricket?

Sideswipe: Bigger. And cooler.

Jetstorm: Bigger, cooler. Right. I've got just the thing in that tree, Sides. Meet your new fabulous pet, Squirrely!

Sideswipe: It's just a squirrel.

Jetstorm: Not just any squirrel. A flying squirrel!

Sideswipe: ...Yeah. So, like I was saying... Jetstorm, pal, this won't cut it. I need a pet to keep up with me. Something awesome, something flying. With coolness that defies gravity!

Jetstorm: I'm sensing you want an animal that can fly.

Sideswipe: Ya think?

[Jetstorm]

I have plenty of wonderful creatures who soar in the sky

Like a sweet hummingbird or a giant monarch butterfly

Sideswipe: Better, but cooler.

[Jetstorm]

I see.

How 'bout an owl, or a wasp, or a toucan?

There's so many wonderful creatures the likes of that

There are falcons and eagles

They are both quite regal

Or perhaps what you need is a dark and mysterious bat?

Sideswipe: Now you're talking! But instead of just one standout, now that's too many. So many choices, and such riches aplenty.

Jetstorm: Not a bad problem to have, if you ask me.

[Sideswipe]

The bat would be awesome, but the wasp

I'm digging too

Do you have something in a yellow striped bat?

Jetstorm: No. I've got a hot pink flamingo, just dying to meet you.

[Sideswipe]

What to do, what to do?

 [gasp]

 A prize! That's it!

There's really just one way

To find out which animal's best

Hold a contest of speed, agility, and guts

That will put each pet to the test

[Jetstorm]

Don't forget style, that should be considered

[Sideswipe]

Then we'll know for sure who's best of the litter

[Jetstorm]

The one who is awesome as cool

[Sideswipe]

Just like me

Can't settle for less, 'cause I'm the best

[Jetstorm and Sideswipe]

So a contest we will see

[Sideswipe]

Who's the number one, greatest, perfectest pet

[Jetstorm and Sideswipe]

In the world for me!

[Jetstorm]

May the games

[Jetstorm and Sideswipe]

Begin!

Sideswipe: And may the best pet win!