Right, So I've finally arrived in Winnipeg after an 14 hour drive followed by an flight and just settling into my new home a person comes and decides to knock on our door...
This is where my awkward stage begins and my 'Oh I'm so chill' side of me ends, It turned out to be my new next door neighbour 'Hannah Hamolgiski' she had; glowing well moisturized, short blonde hair with spectacles bigger than my confidence, an PHAN themed sweatshirt, denim trousers, PHAN themed bag(probably with PHAN themed stationary) and said in a sing-song voice "Is your name Tyler?..." I stuttered for a second my face giving the obvious look that my name was 'Tyler' and she just carried on her sentence before i even spoke a letter "...Yeah i guess so anyways, wanna walk to school with me?" I was like "wait. I'm not even enrolled in school yet so how could i go to school with you?" So i of course asked my mother if she did she sighed and softly spoke "Yes, I forgot to tell you". So my mom: The most unforgetful and open-minded person on the entire planet... FORGOT ABOUT MY SCHOOLING LIKE SMD*. Anyways i accepted her request to walk to school and we(out of all the subjects we could've talked about) was her ex-boyfriend saying phrases in a rude manner like "My ex-boyfriend wanted to have 'Netflix and Chill' with me at his house and no. What he does is puts on his XBOX and it turns out i was in a room full of boys, so i decided to invite my girls without his permission because that's what he did to ME!" i gasped and breathed out again quickly exhaling "THAT IS SO MEAN, like he was catfishing you?" she said in an innocent-lying voice "...That's not the plot! The plot was that they sexually abused me and none of the girls came because the message didn't send because he turned off the WIFI as soon as i turned my phone on, THAT'S WHAT IS HARSH BABE" but what made me even more sadder than hearing that story is that she asked me "What are your views on homosexuality" So with confidence i told my story(No not that i was homosexual) about my views and she said the complete OPPOSITE e.g. "Gays are just ew in this county" so i spoke no more and started talking about interests... don't even get me started on what she said because sarcastically everything she said was PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE i would've told her to shut her mouth but i'm not that harsh!
Trying not to be harsh I asked her "erm... do you have friends at school?" she replied again, lying "ermm... ermm... ermmm... OF COURSE!" she looked so embarrassed so i stated the point that she was obviously lying and confronted her calmly advising "If you're ever lonely then you can come over and hang with me!?" and that's what started our friendship and I'm never gonna let anyone stereotype us both for what we do!".
It turns out that luckily I'm in all the same classes as 'Hannah' and she volunteered to be my pal' for the first few days which is just 'GRAND' and rumours were round before i even met the teacher that "An science teacher is Lesbian, but she acted like she hated lgbtq+ in classes..." I couldn't of cared less and jogged on like everyone in Idaho told me to... and school was so good today really; everyone was chill, so was I no lgbtq+ remarks of me so yeah I'm pretty chill now!
Now i know how to hide the real me life is gonna be good to be fair! and don't get me wrong but when you meet Hannah in real life she's gorgeous and i kinda have a crush on her but shhh don't tell her! <3
-FROM AN TYLER OAKLEY-
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RandomA young boy Tyler Oakley, restarts his level of "bitchyness" in a new school in the big city called 'Winnipeg' and meets a girl name hanna, thing are seemed that they both have a secret but what will happen if they tell each other in a Truth or Dare...
