1. He grilled his family
2. He grilled your family
3. He is planning to grill you
4. He is terrorizing Flavortown
5. He joined a terrorist group
6. He grilled somebody else
7. He's coming to grill you now
8. He's grilling through your door
9. Look behind you
10. He grilled you :^)Rest in pepperoni
I seriously need help
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Why Guy Fieri is the Zodiac Griller
HorrorThis is a joke story. It's not even a story I just got bored so I wrote this.