' PIGGY !' Cheryl hurried over to Piggy's house, huffing and puffing. She knocked on the door not-so-politely and screamed,' Piggy! Get your butt out here!' Upon hearing Cheryl scream, Piggy picked up the TV remote and switched the television off. It snorted in frustration and stood up. It stomped to the door and leaned against it.
' CHERYL!' Piggy shouted, annoyed. ' What are you doing here? I was watching my favourite TV show! What do you want?!'
" Look, Piggy, remember about the thing that we saw that day? The fat thing with black spots that went 'MOOO'?" Cheryl raised her voice and pressed her face against the door. " It's so annoying! You can have it, " She then knocked on the door twice and said quite happily, 'Bye now! ' Humming 'Lavender's Blue Dilly Dilly', she skipped away.
Two days later, Piggy called Cheryl. " Hey Cheryl! Guess what!" Piggy grunted excitedly over the line. " That thing already had a name!"
WOAH, WOAH, WOAH, MIND BLOWN! POOOSH! *fails at making an exploding sound*
"Really?? OH MY GOODNESS JESUS CHRISMASY JINGLES! WOW!" Cheryl replied, surprised. "How'd you know?"
Piggy took a deep breath before blurting all of it out at turbo speed, " So, when I found the animal at the farm, I told it, ' You are now officially named Queen Piggy the Second!' Then there were some other pigs trotting along, and they heard me. Then they told me that it was called a 'Cow'. " It slowed down when pronouncing the word 'cow' and also emphasised on it.
" I had no idea what you just said but COOL! " Cheryl laughed and gave Piggy a friendly pat on the shoulder. " Yay! At least things would be normal again, right? We are poopoobuddies again! Woooo! " Cheryl exclaimed and started to dance around with Piggy.
And they all lived happily ever after... (No, it's not that they got married.)
~The End~
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RandomThis story is lame. But some might just sacrifice one of their many asses (or their only one) by laughing them off while reading this lame story.
