Me:hey dude!
W(the dude): hey, what upppppp!
Random jerk-face: ohhhhh Abby! I didnt know you were cheating on L(other male friend)!!!!
Me: im not dating either of them, im more gay then you are stupid, and thats saying A LOT!
Jerk: Stop lying you strait-face slutty whore!
Me: Wow....... Just wow....
My thoughts:🖕🖕🖕
My actions: 🖕🖕🖕