Babies, Rangers Apprentice by Cookieninja450

Chapter 6

Halt burped. "Ugh, babies are so gross," he muttered. His eyes swept the room. Will was sucking his thumb, Horace was taking a nap, (Horace had been sleeping a lot lately) and Gilan had that look on his face that told Halt something was wrong..

Gilan giggled. Then, he stuck his butt up in air and.. Passed gas. Halt was scratching his head and the next thing he knew, a loud TOOOOOOOTT! filled the air. Halt's nose was being tortured and abused.

"Gilan! Shame on you. This is why we say you're not mature," Halt frowned. "I haven't even heard a.. passing from Will in his entire apprenticeship! And you just dropped a bomb!"

Will eyes went wide. "Well, Halt there was this one time.." Will gulped. Halt turned around. Even in baby form he was menacing. "Do tell," he said softly.

"Um, you were in the bathroom, and I was passing the table, and right when I passed your cup of coffee, I felt it coming on, so.. I let it out.. On your coffee." Halt raised an eyebrow. "You farted on my coffee?"

Will swallowed. "Well... yes." Halt glared. He grabbed Will, flipped him over on to his back, and started spanking him." Afterwards, Will was rubbing his bottom. He muttered, "I thought the truth was supposed to set you free."

Halt overheard him and smiled. "Not in this world." Then, Halt picked up a teddy bear that had mysteriously appeared that morning on the couch. He suddenly felt.. Weird. An urge to..

He stuffed the teddy bear in his mouth. His eyes went wide. He looked for something else. The closest thing nearby was Gilan's finger. He grabbed it, and stuffed it in his mouth. He bit down. "YOUCH!" Gilan yelled.

Will looked up from what he was doing. Along with a teddy bear, some other stuff had mysteriously appeared this morning. Building blocks, for instance. It turned out Will was quite the architect. He designed towers, building, and skyscrapers.

"Oh god, Halt's teething!" he screamed. Just then, Horace came out, looking infuriated with a small baby blue blanket which had also appeared.

"NO ONE DISTURBS ME DURING NAPPY TIME!" he shouted. He looked crazed. "Now you'll pay!"

Halt had let go of Gilan's finger and was now looking for other solid objects. "Okay, a teething Halt and a Horace without enough sleep," Will said, glancing around. "Which one's more dangerous?"

Gilan thought. "Teething Halt," he replied. "Then you get to deal with him!" Will said, pushing Gilan towards Halt.

"Oh god. Will!" Gilan yelled, hiding behind the couch.

TWO HOURS LATER...

Will tiredly peeked from behind the chair. He'd been here for two hours, maybe now was the time to come out. What he saw shocked him.

Horace, Gilan and Halt were sitting down, munching on snacks and talking. He waited for a whole two hours and they were eating snacks?

He walked out from behind the chair. He was the only person who could stand up so far. He glared at them.

Horace stopped talking and noticed Will.

"Oh, Will, would you like to join us?" he asked cheerfully.