Ok ok, this is a completely different writing style for me, buttttt I wanna unleash my inner comedian 😂
*soz for the ZAYN album lettering references but I did this all the time before his album came out with my friends soooo :))))
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Louist: oh my I'm so hard rn, send me them pics you were talking about earlier. Please babe???
Louist: wait
Louist: holy fuck
Louist: I
Louist: I'm gonna shut up
HarryS: Hiiii????
Louist: I can't believe I just sent that to a complete stranger
HarryS: yeah....
Louist: well I'd just like to formally apologise *Phone handshake*
HarryS: *handshake returned* it's okay lol, just wasn't expecting that to come out of the shower to...
Louist: just outta the shower?? Hmm
HarryS: Ohhh yeah, you're hard sorry about that XD
Louist: I'm - I'm not.
HarryS: what so your dick didn't just twitch at the thought of me in the shower?
Louist: wtf?!? Are you like a mind reader or something, I legit just text 2 mins ago and you already know when my testosterone spikes ???
HarryS: I'd have the same reaction...
Louist: wow - this isn't helping 😖
HarryS: woah calm down hedgehog
Louist: wha?
HarryS: your dp, you're a literal hedgehog
Louist: I'm hard af and you're calling my a fucking hedgehog
Louist: and stop looking at my dp, you're probs wanking off to it rn
HarryS: what like you are to mine?
Louist: I'm horny shut up
HarryS: so
HarryS: like
HarryS: you
HarryS: are ??
Louist: well
HarryS: this is awkward
Louist: YeAh
Louist: well I mean are you surprised
HarryS: well i mean this entire conversation has been weird and it only started 10 minutes ago
Louist: you keep track of time well curly
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The S Word
FanfictionHarry: woah, there is no 'S' in 'text' Louis: there is if you want there to be?!? Harry: sorry that's physically and englishY??????? impossible Louis: not according to Urban Dictionary Harry: FiNe I'll look it up then Louis: mhmhmm u dO tHat Louis:...
