The S Word

{THREE} - SELFIE

Listen🎶 - DOWNTOWN - MACKLEMORE & RYAN LEWIS

BECAUSE WHY NOT

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Harry: she got 1988 Mariah Carey hair

Louis: what?

Harry: #momjeans

Louis: wtf

Harry: throwing up the west side

Louis: what are you on about?

Harry: teaaar in the airrrr

Louis: WTF ARE U ON

Harry: downtown

Harry: DOWNtown

Harry: DOOOOOOOOOOWNTOWN

Louis: oh

Louis: SHE HAS HER ARMS AROUND YOUR WAIST

Harry: WITH A BALANCE THAT COULD KEEP US SAFE

Louis: HAVE U EVER FELT THAT WARM EMRACR

Harry: OF THE LEATHER SEAT BETWEEN LEGS

Louis: YOU DONT WANT NO BEEF BOY KMOWN I RUN THE STREETS BOYS BETTER FOLLOW ME TOWARDS

Harry: WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET GIRL DONT EVER FORGET GIRL AINT SEEN NOTJING YET UNTIL YOURE DOOOOOOOWTOWN

Louis: hey why am I the girl?

Harry: you're the one who sang the part about the beef

Louis: oh Harry is that the only bit that sticks in your head?

Harry: no

Louis: do you like beef?

Harry: yeah I mean it's good, love it with my Sunday roast and stuff! It's also good with wait -

Louis: hmm what about my beef? - to be exact

Harry: Louis! I thought you weren't sex crazed!

Louis: it was just a question SOO

Harry: how can I know I like something if I haven't taken a bite of yet...

Louis: I

Louis: I wasn't expecting that response

Harry: oh really?

Louis: yeah I mean

Louis: it was a good answer

Harry: so when can I make a reservation for this restaurant, I'm desperate to try this 'bEEf'

Louis: ehm

Harry: people say it's really good

Louis: do they

Harry: yeah moist

Harry: pink

Harry: tender, so tender

Harry: rare ... to find

Harry: michelin star

Harry: quality MEAT