"Why Kakashi-sensei why?" Sakura began to bawl as Sasuke was dragged away by Naruto after a hard days training to go to the Ichiraku Ramen shop.
Kakashi suppressed a sigh and turned his attention to the hopeless girl in front of him, her hands clasped together in fist like motions that she did on many an occasion.
"Why what, Sakura?"
Tears welled up in her eyes "Why doesn't Sasuke like me? I'm pretty aren't I? Tell me I'm pretty! TELL ME!"
Though slightly scared by Sakura's screaming, he didn't show any fear, after all ninja's don't feel fear; at least no good ninja did anyway.
"Alright alright!" he held his hands up in a defensive matter "You're pretty!"
"Then why doesn't Sasuke love me? I'm pretty and I love him; he's so handsome and cool. I'd be really nice to him, treat him like a human being, give him gifts and love him everyday"
"Erm, you really don't know why Sasuke doesn't love you do you?" the confused face she was giving him told him a big fat: NO! "Well you see Sakura, Sasuke doesn't love you because, because - maybe you're just not his type. You know"
Sure enough she began to cry even more, burying her face in the unwanted jacket of her teacher, the said teacher thought it may be best to tell her the complete truth, if only to get her off him.
"What is his type then? I'll do whatever it takes to become it!"
But then again, he thought she may cry even more, plus if he didn't some very interesting things could happen. So in his best interest - and to stop her cleaning his clothes with her tears- and for some entertainment he decided to say:
"His type- he likes those who- smile a lot"
This caught her attention "smiles a lot? But Sasuke never smiles, well hardly ever"
"Well" he paused for a moment "I suppose opposites attract" then softy under his breath "In that area at least"
"What?"
"Oh, I said opposites attract" he smiled sweetly at her under the mask placing his hand behind his head.
She looked at him sceptically "yeah, but what did you say after that?"
"Nothing nothing, honestly!" he thought desperately "so what are you going to now? Now you know his type" he crossed his fingers behind his back 'please please please please'
A look of determination crossed her features "I'm going to make Sasuke love me!"
The 'Good luck with that!' comment in Kakashi's head was quickly replaced by 'What the hell is that!' and a sense of fear, and deep pity for Sasuke.
There Sakura stood with an extremely creepy smile on her face, the sort with said 'I'm eating you next' or something alone those lines.
"Try again" he said gently...cringing
She relaxed her face and tried again, this time not looking so scary, but still fake and verging on the creepy side, in attempt to smile a lot, where as is she'd just smiled normally -which is what happened when she was around Sasuke anyway, she would have at least looked slightly normal -after all, how normal can someone with natural pink hair be?
"There! Have I got it?" all the time keeping he smile firmly in place, which is hard when talking.
Kakashi nodded to get rid of her "now go and try win his heart, give it your best shot, he's at Ichiraku's remember" he waved as she walked off, laughing slightly when a squirrel fell out of the tree when it saw her walk past, the poor thing probably fainted of shock.
