ERIC DID MY BIO AND IT WAS AMAZING SO ITS STAYING HERE
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HEY BITCHES
That was an odd beginning to this long ass of a bio it's gon be. Hello, this is Satan or most commonly known as Eric the lil smol bean !! Welcome to Mag's bio, so let us begin friends. *opens book* Maggie is a very sweet and kind nerdy girl who is- (probably two million years old hAHAHAHA SUCK MY ASS) She's very tiny- The size of my palm actually and very short. I hope she doesn't take this the wrong way because I think its adorable and y'all should too okaY? She's my #1 homie and if you fuck with my #1 homie, I'm going to hit you with a bible multiple times and kick your ass so don't fuck with her- Just- Don't- Maggie is not available for your hoeish slash fuckboyish ways so please *sprays thirsty repellent all over this bio* Back the fuck away because Maggie doesn't need your shit ((((-: Befriend this emo child or I'll hit you with the bible?2? Again?2?
SATAN, OUT
P.S Don't ask her to fight you, she will damage your face ))-:
