Some Purrfect animal puns

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Me:got any animal jokes?
???: no
Me: you got to be Kitten me! This is a CATostraphy
???: really?
Me: admit it those were CLAWsome!
???:stop
Me: no they were Purrfect
???:.....
Me:?
???: those were....
Me: ?
???: unBEARable
Me: BEARy funny I'm not Lion(lying)
???: I bet a cheetah could have spotted that
Me: do you know what flower Roars when angry
???: Flowey?
Me: a dandiLION
???: I don't want to be a HIPPOcrit but we need to end this
Me: ..... Fin🐠 I will I am BEEsy🐝 anyway. Bye!
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Anyone know who ??? Is? I will give you a hint they are PUNderfully funny

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 28, 2016 ⏰

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