The day after Easter I had to go back to work. I work at Shop Rite. I could work somewhere better but I was in rehab and now they're making me work at Shop Rite. I mean I could be an interior designer a get paid way more. But I can't do that.
Ring! Ring! It was a strange number I never saw before. Maybe Isha got a new phone. I thought to myself, I mean he has an iPhone 4s. I answered, "Hello? Who is this?" "I'm Shemar Moore I'm guessing Isha told you about me?" "Yes. Um... I don't want to talk to you so..." "Wait do you want to have a threesome?" "Um...well I...um?"
