TWICHES

PROLOGUE

Grand entrance.

Red carpet.

Camera flashes everywhere.

'Yan ang eksena sa tuwing dadaan ako. Hindi naman ako artista, but I'm more gorgeous and better than them. Ulitin ko. WAY MORE GORGEOUS and WAY BETTER THAN THEM. Sa ganda ko, silaw na silaw na ang mga tao. Nagdudugo na ang mga ilong nila. With my extremely flawless skin, nahiya na ang araw na sinagan ang balat ko. Branded blings and stuffs coated my body.

That's the life of Paris.

That's my life.

But there's this dork face that envy's me. Ewan ko dun. Hili ata sa ganda ko. Oh well, wala naman akong paki elam sa kanya. She hates me, I hate her even more. I'm a bitch? Well, she's more bitchy than me.

She's my devilish bitch twin.

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Spotlight here.

Spotlight there.

Spotlight everywhere!

Ganyan kapag ako ang dadaan. Masakit na nga ang mata ko sa flash ng camera. I can't help it. Masyado akong maganda. Sa kagandahan ko, napapayuko nalang sina Anne Curtis. Balot na balot ang katawan ko ng mga mamahaling branded na bagay. Everybody loves me. I'm too irresistable daw.

'Yan ang isang London.

'Yan ako.

But there's this booby brain na inggit na inggit sakin. Siguro, nasisilaw na sa kagandahan ko. I've never done anything that will hurt her pride. Pero, if she wants war. I'll give her war.

Even if she's my freaking bitch twin.

"Shut up you bitch! Alam mo bang dapat, hindi ka nageexist dito?! Dapat tae ka lang! Huh! Swerte mo naman and a shit like you turned into a human. Wait, let me rephrase that, you're not a human. You're a devilish little bitch!" -Paris.

"So I'm the bitch now, bitch?! Kung tae ako, wow! Ako na ata ang pinakamagandang tae na nailabas! Sa ganda ko, nahiya ang tae ni Angelina Jolie. You're such a freaking bitch  sis, that's why I love you sooo much that I could just slap your face hardcore." -London.

"Shut the fuck up! Both of you! You're both bitches!

You're TWICHES!"

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TWICHES

By chiiichaaan

Copyright © 2013 by chiiichaaan

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