Eastside | Lil Herb story

10| Very Very

"My nigga, my nerves
Good on his word
I never complain
In love with the way he behaves Keeping shit one double O
the kinda nigga they don't make anymore
I know because he really love me
never over does it
he be himself."

Kahja

"Hurry up Herbbbbbbbb" I whined impatiently. We had reservations and true to color like a nigga he was making us late.

How am I ready before him?!🙃 I huffed before going upstairs to see what was taking so long. I was ready to punch him in the face this nigga in here getting high asf WITHOUT ME and cutting up to Lud Foe😑.

Goof ass.

Walking up to him I snatched the backwoods out his hand before taking off running down the stairs with him right on my tail.

I tried to stifle my giggles as I hid in one of the big ass cabinets in one of the big ass bathrooms in the condo.

"I know yo grown ass ain't tryna hide like I can't find you by the smoke and smell" he called out trying to convince me to come out.

Fuck it by the time he find me ain't gone be shit left.

Herb

I tip toed around the condo going into the bathroom closest to the front door. I flicked the light switch and could see smoke coming out of the cabinet under the sink. I chuckled before opening it to see Kahja sitting on her phone scrolling down her tl.

I pulled her out of the cabinet by her ankles as she kicked and tried to fight me off. She managed to kick me in the leg and stood to her feet attempting to take off.

I died in laughter as she tripped over one of my Timbs and bussed her ass. She glared at me before getting up and attempting to walk back upstairs.

I swooped her up and put her over my shoulder.

"Stop stupid ass put me down!" She yelled hitting my back. I don't know why she mad at me 😂 I ain't make her buss her ass😂😂😂😂😭.

I grabbed the keys off the dresser, and the pair of sandals she had left by the door before leaving.

I placed her in the passenger seat and forced her to put her seatbelt on before hopping on and heading the the restaurant hoping we weren't too late thanks to some people.🙄 (peep how it's his fault tho 😭 Niggas always wanna push the blame on someone else)

Pulling up at the restaurant I hopped out and went to the passenger side opening her door like a man supposed to do for his lady 😏😏😏.

I grabbed her arm pulling her against me and wrapping my arm around her waist as she tried walking away with an attitude.

"I don't know what your issue is but you better fix it before we get into this restaurant" I mumbled in her ear as we walked toward the entrance.

" Reservation under Wright" I said as the hostess approached us.

"Ahhhh Mr& Mrs. Wright we've been waiting on you guys right this way." I noticed her mistake but made no attempt to correct her cause this is wifey duh🙄she can have all the attitude she want but I bet you she ain't going nowhere 😅 she fuck around and try to leave me imma be right there like where we going ? No one told her to fuck me so good 😭😭😭😂 got me feeling like a loopy ass female ofn got the guys clowning me and shit.

Kahja

Herb spent the whole damn dinner being goofy making me laugh. This nigga made me shoot Henny out of my fucking nose😭 from him joking while I was drinking. Now we were finally back from the restaurant and were getting ready to get in the hot tub that was located in the bedroom.

I walked into the room and stripped before going into the drawer looking for the matching top to go with the bottoms I had in my hand. I stood up and closed the drawer only for the bathing suit to be snatched out of my hand 🙄 this mf here.

"Fuck you need this for?" He asked making that stupid ass scrunched up face he stay making.

"To get in the hot tub?" I said in a duh face.

"You better stop playing and get ya ass in there fuck you putting that on its just about to get taken off." He says taking off his clothes and getting in the hot tub butt naked.

I roll my eyes tying up my hair before getting in the hot tub.

I swear this nigga is gonna be the death of me.

Simple chapter.