Dirty Pick Up Lines (Yosen)

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Murasakibara: You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.

Himuro: I'm no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.

Okamura: I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on you!

Fukui: I'll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!

Liu: I must be hunting treasure because I'm digging your chest

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OMG when I read these I was like

(0.o)

My poor innocent eyes...

But some where too funny like wtf? Lol

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