Aphmau's Past

Chapter 7: Crystals

                                                                       Aphmau's P.O.V

while all of my guards were training i desided to visit my old room... i was looking around my old room when i heard a knock on the door... i turned around to see sly standing in the door way holding a box of memory crystals.

"h-hey Jess i was wondering if you would like to watch some of our best memories"

"of course sly"

we turned on a projector and watched a couple of crystals

crystal 1: ep.66

Jess:dude dude sly sly sly he's calling my mommy dude dude dude dude

sly: what

Jess: he's calling me mommy he's calling me mommy

~~~end of crystal 1~~~

crystal 2: ep.66

sly: welcome to the world... flippy

Jess: dude he's calling me mommy to

sly: god dang it god dang it... NO FLIPPY YOUR MINE AND ONLY MINE

~~~end of crystal 2~~~

crystal 3: ep.30

Pbat: it wont go out

sly: wow he didn't even wait for the ceremony he's just like f*** it 

Pbat: i'm so rich i created a ever lasting flame

~~~end of last crystal~~~

"i-i got 2 more crystals but i don't think you want to watch one of them" i said

"play the other one" he said

i put on the last crystal 

crystal:

Jess:*writes sign* sly will give everyone $5 a day

sly:*breaks sign* NO i'm not rich *runs away*

Jess: *chases* get back here stark and put your money on the table 

Sly: NO my money

~~~end of crystal~~~

me and sly were laughing so hard and having so much fun that we didn't even notice that all 4 of my guards were standing in the door way.

*cough* *cough* 

we both turned around and saw all four of them

"how was training" i asked

"good but i think you had a lot more fun" said Laurence sounding angry

"i did but that was only because while i was waiting for ya'll i we were watching some funny memory crystals of way back when"

"oh... well um ok" said garroth

"so why are you always around this guy" Travis asked

"oh... um sly should we tell them" i said turning to look at sly

"if you think that's best" sly answered 

"um guys... me and sly kinda are married with two sons named Leo and Flippy"

"WHAT" they all yelled in unison again

"yeah that's the reason i turn everyone down when they ask me out"

i think i shocked them... well everyone except the members of the few and Katelyn... because they were all petrified.