The ...Milk fic?

Shrink :3

Izaya's pov

Where am I? I can't remember anything. I thought I was just sneaking into Shizuo's apartment, and now I'm stuck behind some giant object. I was confuzzled, to say da least. What was that thing? It was huge, and white, not like skin colour white but like cloud white; is that the correct use of a semi colon? Is that even how you spell semi colon? Isn't colon part of an organ?
Whatever. I just wish I knew what it was and what just happened to me. I walked around the huge object until I came to a weird, tube-like thing with little bumps along the side. I decided to climb up it, maybe it would help me see what was going on. When I got to the top, I almost freaking died bro. There was a huge hole and I had to jump across for safety. It's too bad that the plain white expanse of white wasn't solid, becuz now I'm swimming around. I knew what it was now. It was milk. I had shrunk.
My train of thought got cut off as I was lifted into the air "whoa!" I shouted. I looked up to see the most beautiful face I had ever seen. Shizu-chaaaaan~!
Woah, snap out of it Izaya. It's not like I have a crush on him or something. "Hey! Shizu-chan! Don't swallow!" I warned. "I'm in here! In the milk! Dude stap!" He hesitated, before leaning closer to look.
"Izaya?!"
"Yes!"
"Why are you so small? And why are you in my milk?!"
"It's a long story that I don't even understand because the writer isn't gonna clarify how I shrunk!"
"Oh man, we gotta get you out of there. I don't want a flea in my milk."
Shizuo carefully picked me out of the milk and set me down on the counter. He strolled over to his window, opening it before walking back over to me. "What are you doing?" I asked. He just smirked and picked me up. He walked back over to the window, and threw me outside. "Be free, little child!" He cried. "Be freeeeeeeeee!"