I Love A Killer

these stupid authors notes ik

Hey guys ik ur probably getting annoyed with all these stupid authors notes ik ik ....but i need help. Im trying to just keep it going with no problem.but im having a problem with that. Plus i feel like noones reading my story😕

"What!?! You mean to tell me that im going through all this crap and no one is even reading it!?'

"Come down Jeff maybe people will read but i understand if they dont cuz im not that good at writing and this is my first story so yeah"

"Fine. But guys if each chapter doesnt get at least 50 reads for now. Shes gonna stop writing chapters because im slit her throat and gut her."

"JEFF!? (*knees Jeff in the nutz and runs away*) leave me alone you freak!!"

"Ahh!why!?(*gets up in pain*) that does it(*grabs knife*). Aww come here i want play game of guess what. Ill give u a hint. Its big..its sharp..shiny...silver...AND READY TO PEIRCE YOUR THROAT!!(*runs upstairs to find Serena*)"

"(*Finds slenderman*) Slenderman !!(*out of breath(what theres alot of stairs)*) Help!"

"Whats wrong child?"

"Jeff...chase...me(*pants*)...kill...me........run.....plz..HELP!!"

"Ahhh(*runs through door and into slendy*) offmph (*lands on floor with thud*) owwwwww(*rubs head in pain*)"

"Leave her alone Jeffery. She can easily take u out of the story and make it about someone else. Or she can unpublish this story."

(Slenderman)

Ok children shes passed out but i kno what shes thinking. Shell update soon as possible just let her rest for a awhile. (*reads brainwaves*) she was gonna say"see you in the next chapter my Jeffys!!" but im not gonna say that so im just gonna say......see you in the next chapter children..dont wander off to far into woods!!(*scary static and chuckles*) Bye.