Riddles n Jokes

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#1 Joke

Nee-Chan: Hey, Brother ask me if I am a flower!
Ethan: Uhh... Are you a flower?
Nee-Chan: NOOO!!!
Ethan: *chuckled then burst with laughter*
Nee-Chan: I WIN!!!

#2 Riddle

Maiten: What's smells nice and cute.
Nahte-N: Dogs...
Maiten: NOPE! It's you! What can be calm but can also be naughty?
Nahte-N: Cats...
Maiten: NOPE! IT'S YOU!! What do I will always be with me from my childhood...
Nahte-N: Your doll, Cutie Cakes
Maiten: NOPE!! IT'S STILL YOU!!! *mind* How did he know that?!
Nahte-N: I'm not with you.. I'm a few feet away from you...
Maiten: *gets closer to Nahte-N then hugs him* Is that better now?
Nahte-N: Yes...

#3 Joke

Nahte-N: I make a joke, wanna hear it?
Ethan: Okay?
Nahte-N: There was two coffee beans talking to each other

Nahte-N: Coffee Beans can't speak

Sudden drum roll....

#4 Riddle

Melanie: Nee-Chan, what is something delish?
Nee-Chan: Tea... *mind* BLOOD!?!!
Melanie: What is the best thing to eat?
Nee-Chan: Cookies! *mind* HUMEN!! *back to reality* Is this even a riddle?
Melanie: More like questions..
Ethan: WHO'S VERY BLOODY, DEADLY, cute, INSANE, CRAZY?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Melanie: *points at Nee-Chan*
Nee-Chan: How did you know that?!?!
Melanie: I'm psychic, remember?
Nee-Chan: ......

Awkward Silence..................

#5 Riddle ( A real riddle )

G': No one can answer this!!
Ethan: Try me...
G': What is the beginning of end, what is the ending of time and space, In the middle of everything..?
Ethan: It's the letter 'E'
G': How did you know that?
Ethan: Because I start with 'E'...

Da End~!!

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