Dare: Build a crackdiscussion with your election presidentiables

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Full dare: Build a crackdiscussion with your election presidentiables: Duterte, Roxas, Poe, Binay, Santiago, including their VPs and senators. And can you even make a book about them?
Dare by: laPASTAnganXD

Me: I'll think about the part about making a book about them (-:

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Duterte: I will kill every criminal. Therefore, the crime rates in the Philippines shall lessen.

Davao: *claps* YES YES YES YOU GO BABY I LOVE YOU EVERYONE LOVES YOU WOOOH #DUTERTEFORPRESIDENT

Manila: NOOOO I WANG BINAY T^T

Iloilo: EW NOT BINAY EVERYONE HATES HIM HE'S CORRUPT AF

HAVE GRACE POE INSTEAD BC GIRL POWER B*TCHES

Quezon City: Why don't we have Roxas instead...?

Me: KIDS, KIDS. SETTLE DOWN.

Luzon: idk who to choose

Visayas: Grace Poe is one of my people and a female, but I'm going for Duterte! He's of Visayan blood too! And he'd make a great president.

Mindanao: Yeah, I'm with Duterte obviously.

Me: I'm voting for Duterte as president and Cayetano as vice prez!

Luzon: WHO SHOULD I CHOOSE WTF WTF WTF

FORGET IT I'M CHOOSING ALFRED F. JONES *throws paperwork everywhere*

Manila: Kuya no =.=

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