11. "Hey there! What's you name?"
"Estebon Julio Ricardo Dela Rosa Ramirez"
12. I fluttered my eyes open
lol wut is u? is u a batterfly?
13. I threw my hair into a messy bun.
Don't you have any other hairstyles besides 'messy bun'?
14. I applied light makeup on and went out. I saw a couple of boys drooling at my gorgeous Victoria Secret model face.
NO, NEIN, NO! You do not just simply wear mascara and concealor and look like a freakin' model -.-
15. "And last but not least, we have our Irish Nialler."
Excuse meh, I thought he was a FRICKIN ASIAN AFRICAN WOMAN
16. The main girl meets either Danielle or Eleanor, *after 5 minutes* BIST FRINDZ 4 LYFE!!!
sea wat i did der?
17. "Hay I iz board. Wat shold wi do?" Harreh asked. "Let's plai Truf or Dare!" Lewis said.
Every. Flipping Time.
18. "We can't be together, I'm only 12." "We can make this work."
What work? Jail time?
19. "I'm in the most famous boyband in the world but I'm going to invite a complete stranger back to my house"
lol. nupe
20. When the main girl spills boiling hot coffee over a boyband member and 5 minutes later they're sleeping together.
wtf
