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Kelley x Donald Trump

Kelley was walking on a foggy sidewalk one day when she saw a guy.
It wasn't just any guy though, it was an orange guy with a pancake ass and saggy wrinkles. When she saw his face she instantly fell for him.
It was something about him she liked, she just didn't know what yet. She went up to him and asked what his name was.
He says:
"I'm Donald Trump and my father gave me, uh, a small loan of a million dollars. Would you like to work at my hotel?"
"Sure!" Kelley exclaims.
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(TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE SMALL LOAN OF A MILLION DOLLARS HE GOT)
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Kelley was at the hotel of Small Loan(c)
when she got her uniform.
It was skimpy.
She put it on and Donald came up to her and whispered in her ear:
"Get these bags to my room, bitch."
"Y-yes sir."
When she turned around, Donald was staring at her, orang-er than before.
She took in his features;
Wrinkled skin, fat flabs, man boobs... He had it all.
He gave her a note saying to go to his room after work.
~time skip to after work~
She hesitates as she knocks on the door.
When he opens it he says,
"Hey"
And practically pulls her in.
She was waiting for this moment ever since she met him. He said to sit down and she did. he started to lick her face.
he said for her to close her eyes and hold her hand out as he put a blindfold on her. she held her hand out and felt something wrinkly and pointy in her soft fingers. she took the blind fold off and saw a man titty. He skwaued and flew out the window with Shrek.                            ><><><><><><><><><><><><><<><><
That's for Kourtney 😂
i think this is so hilarious. I love this.
This was requested by my best friend, Kourtney ❤️. (her nickname is KK)
She is the best!
Bye! i'll see you next time :D