Don't Fall In Love With Me

Chapter 1: Chicken!

For his birthday, Kylah had promised him anything he wanted (within her ability).

 Despite Baekhyun's promise to the others, he was still hoping to maybe win her heart. He knew Kai and D.O. had a crush on her and he knew that Kylah would choose him over the others- but lately, she's been showing a lot of affection to Kai and DO. After all, she had once mentioned that if she were apart of their fanclub, those two would be her biases.

"Hmm," Kylah said, walking through the mall, "Oh what should I get him?" She thought again of all the presents she had bought for him in the past. Why couldn't she think of anything to give Baekhyun for his 18th birthday now?

"What about this," she says, holding up a potato, "Ehh.. probably not ," She says putting it back on the shelf.

She texts Destiny and Jess to get their help.

Kit Kat Kylah: Hey, can you guys come to the mall to help me pick out a present for Baekhyun?

Dezzi2602: I can't. I have something to do today. :/ Sorry...

Jessch8281: Hmm, I can. Which mall are you at?

Kit Kat Kylah: The one near Target on Ddungu street.

Jessch8281: Coming!

Jessch8281 and Kit Kat Kylah has turned off their phones.

Dezzi2602: I'm busy with meeting a boy named Kai.. oh guys??

...

GUYS?!?!?! Okay, I'll just tell you both later. .-.

~

"What's this?" Kylah says walking into a black and red store with the lights dimmed, she picks up something purple and inspects it.

"KYLAH DON'T! IT'S A-" she hears from a distance.

"Well, what is this?" she says innocently as she was too late to hearing what her friend, Jessica, said to her.

A worker strolls his way to her. "What is it do you need? Pleasure? Pressure? BDSM? Ohhhh, I see. You like the MadEgg. It's great for rubbing in all the right places. "

"Uhh.." She says, dropping the thing in her hand. She made a bad, very bad choice. She runs outside, still traumatized from the realization. Jessica face palmed.

"Kylah.. I literally told you about this before. Don't go into unlit areas!!! " Jessica said as she sees that Kylah is now trembling.

"Is that what guys like these days?? W-well, maybe that's what he really wanted; anal. He is a guy after all. But still what IS it? " Kylah was still partially innocent.

"I mean...boys do use it sometimes..." Jess trails off, looking away.

From the worker's inclinations, she could tell that the strange contraption was...not very good, but she had no idea what it was. When she got over her embarrassment, maybe she'll ask one of the guys instead of Jess.

But...about the present...What'll she get him?

"Maybe chicken will do," she says proudly.

"And those round sunglasses he loves!" Jess says.

"Good idea, you go get the sunglasses, I go get the chicken," she says as she runs towards KFC. "320 piece chicken please," she says as the employee looks at her in bewilderment. While she waits for the food to be ready, she waits for Jess to come back.

"Hmm," Jess says, picking through the glasses.

She picks up a white round glassed glasses.

 "Teehee, he'll love these." As the cashier calls Kylah's name, she picks up Baekhyun's birthday present and call Jess to get ready for later as she texts Kai that's she's coming in about 3 hours.

~

Back with EXO, Sehun had led Baekhyun to quite a far away area away from where their apartment was.

"Where are we going, Sehun?" Baekhyun asked, still confused as to why he was blindfolded. "You'll see," Sehun said nonchalantly as he pushed Baekhyun around the park near their dorm.

"Hmm," Baekhyun wondered, "Why aren't any of them saying Happy birthday to me :("

At EXO's apartment, the members had been setting up all the decorations and the birthday cake. Suho was in charge and he assigned DO to place the stringers to the ceilings.

"Ugh," DO said, frustrated, "I'm not tall enough to reach this!"

The rest of them chuckled, especially Kai and Chanyeol, who were about 6 feet tall compared to DO, who was 5'8.

"Not funny! Just help me, will you?!" he finally said as he pouted and let Kai hang up the streamers.

As they got their chuckles out, there was a sudden buzz.

Kit Kat Kylah: Hey, Jess and I will be there in about 3 hours. I got the chicken tho!

Nini: Okay, great! We're still setting up and I'm going to tell Sehun when to lead Baekhyun back here.

Kit Kat Kylah: Okay great! Thanks Nini~ :P

Nini: Hey! I told you not to call me by my nickname!

Kai smiled as he turned off his phone.

"Kylah and Jess are coming in 3 hours. So all we need to do now is decorate the cake and get ready!" Kai says as everyone rushes to their place, feeling a bit horny.