text me ~ vhope

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Hobi: hiiiiiiii

V: what is it hobi I'm busy rn

Hobi: I have a question

V: what is it

Hobi: do you know Jhope by any chance

V: Do I know Jhope? Honey, I live and breathe Jhope

Hobi: so you know him

V: who fucking doesn't

Hobi: idk

V: why are you asking?

Hobi: because I also know Jhope

V: good for you

V: he's mine

Hobi: what does that mean? How can he be yours?

V: I mean that someday I will go to one of his competitions and I'll introduce myself and then we'll become friends and I'll make him fall madly deeply in love with me and we'll get married and have little dancing children that have his angel face and we'll grow old together, all the while having the best sex ever.

V: so yeah. He's mine.

Hobi: I think that's the most you've ever talked to me

V: count yourself lucky

Hobi: so you like Jhope

V: like? He's the love of my life he just doesn't know it yet.

Hobi: what if he does

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Yo happy April fools I have a confession to make

I'm straight

Lmao syke I'm gay af have a good day people