Signs in the grocery store:
Aries: I must smack all the sticking out price tag thingies!
Taurus: *tries all the free samples...twice*
Gemini: *can't decide between two different pastries and spends two hours listing the pros and cons of eating either one*
Cancer: *picks can out of a pyramid display and frantically cusses when the whole thing falls on them*
Leo: *flirts with the cashier*
Virgo: *Spends 20 minutes on every product on their list just reading the nutritional facts and counting calories*
Libra: Do you have this vegetable in another color?
Scorpio: *takes a running start pushing a shopping cart and jumps on it to ride and falls backwards on their butt with the cart on top of them and gets kicked out of grocery store*
Sagittarius: *is the kid screaming cause they didn't get the fruit snack theme they wanted*
Capricorn: C'mon Aquarius! Let's go to the grocery store! *grabs the arm of Aquarius and drags them*
Aquarius: *was forced to go by Capricorn and sighs while being dragged*
Pisces: *Blows their entire paycheck on junk food cravings*
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