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Well That Was Awkward..

Dipper was watching Ghost Harassers and skimming through the journal when Bill walked up behind him and snatched his hat.
Dipper rolled his eyes. "Bill, give me my hat back."
Bill giggled and hid the hat behind his back. "Come catch me!" He shouted, running around the room.
This was about the millionth time Bill had done this. He was seriously annoying and Dipper was fed up with it. Dipper ran after Bill and caught up to him. Dipper wrapped his hands around Bill's waist and spun him towards the wall. He switched his arms from Bill's waist to his wrists and pinned him against the wall.
"I'm going to kill you!" Dipper growled.
Bill was started blushing at their position and nervous sweat began to drip from his forehead.
"M-my PineTree, so straight forward." Bill nervously giggled.
Dipper studied Bill's face and gave him a look of confusion.
"Why are you biting your lip?" Dipper slowly asked. He then realized that he was kneeing Bill in the crotch. At this point, Bill had dropped the hat and is was on the floor next to Dipper.
Dipper snapped out of it and decided that Bill needed be the embarrassed one for once, so he used this awkward moment to his advantage.
"You okay, Bill?" Dipper asked, giggling and not moving his knee.
"P-pineTree, your knee is kind of against m-my..."Bill panted, unable to finish his sentence. He tried to wriggle free, but it only made things worse by moving his crotch against Dipper's knee.
" Dipper, please!" Bill practically moaned.
Dipper's heart beat sped up as he realized exactly where this could be headed.
"Say sorry." Dipper demanded.
"Mm, I'm sorry. I should've respected your personal space and privacy, unlike how you are right now!" Bill quickly apologized.
Dipper smiled and let the blushing, panting mess of a demon go, sending him stumbling forward.
"Th-thank you. You can take your stupid hat." Bill huffed, regaining his balance.
"So, I'm guessing you won't steal from me again?" Dipper asked, crossing his arms smugly.
"...Probably not." Bill said before leaving to get rid of the awkward tightness in his pants.
Dipper chuckled to himself, having trouble believing what he just did.
"That jerk...he can be so adorable." Dipper mumbled to himself before picking his hat back up and resuming what he was doing before.
After about 10 minutes, Bill returned to the living room, annoyed. He sat besides the seat Dipper was on on the floor.
"Ghost Harassers, huh? Well, you're a demon harasser." Bill said the first insult that came to his mind.
Dipper just giggled and ruffled Bill's soft, blond hair.
Bill smiled warmly and sat back, spending the rest of the day relaxing with Dipper.