"what the frickle frackle happened here?" the two heard from the doorway. they turned to see someone standing at the door.
"well if it isnt pattycakes stumpington here to ruin our fun," pete said as he tried to cover up his dingalingle that was covered in vomit and love juice.
"i came to give you your backpack that you left in science class you idiot fucknut cranberry," patrick said as he held up a black backpack that pete felt truly embodied his soul as an item.
"cant you see were fucking here," mikey piped up not trying to cover his willy stick at all.
"oh well if it isnt that little fucking whore," patrick spat at mikey the spit landing in mikeys left ear
"you post about fukcing someone one time and all of a sudden you get labeled," mikey said as he expressed his emo feelings and his eyeliner ran down his cheeks all aesthetic like. someone could have posted a picture on tumblr and gotten like 30 reblogs.
"i didnt mean for it to happen. my goddamn brother did it okay???????????@?@??@?@" mikey said revealing the cold hard truth hes been hiding for years.
"but how did he know?" pete asked still laying beneath mikey because peteisapowerbottom2k16
"he heard me," mikey said turning the shade of a ripe kumquat on a fresh summers day.
"lmAOOOOOOO," patrick said as he blasted out of the room.
the two looked at each other in silence but eventually started fucking each other again. it was a gr9 time until they heard the front door unlock
"fuck its my mom," pete said.
"well fucking hell man," mikey said as he let another load of love juice fill petes anus.
"now what do we do?"
but it was too late. his mom walked into the room and saw the two fucking, mikeys dick still in petes ass.
"son why are you sinning????@2/2?@/2" she asked with a blank piece of paper sort of look on her face.
"fuck you mother i can sin if i want."
mrs wentz grabbed her sons laptop and logged into myspace. she typed up a post.
"lmao just got done fucking the infamous whore mikey way LOLZ!!!"
and so the two went through the halls the rest of their lives being called names by everyone, even andy hurley who called them "gays" which was a big insult for him.
but that was okay because they were being called names
together
fin
lmao how did you like it????? I thought it was really good!!!
jUST KIDDIGN IF YOU DIDNT KNWO THIS WAS AN APRIL FOOLS DAY JOKE THEN B O I
anyway vote/comment if you enjoyed this hell
~tato
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whore (pikey)
Fanfictionlowercase intened sure, mikey slept with that one guy like one, maybe two times, but nobody at his school can fucking let it go. mikey needs a friend to help pull him out of this slump. since he hasn't got any, this was going to be very difficult. (...
