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im back bitches

121. Awkward moment when Julian gets out of the shower naked. - lol do you have a towel or something?

122. 2 hours after they have sex, the main character falls pregnant and is already sick :l k den.

123. "mum can i go on tour for about 6 months. i dont need to pack anything cuz you know. im with da collective duuhhh"

"yeah sure honey wear protection"

NO. OK. NO. U R NOT A GOOD PARENT IF YOU LET HER TRAVEL WITH THE COLLECTIVE WITH NO LUGAGGE WHAT SO EVER. SHAME ON U WATTPAD CHARACTER MUM.

124. "Jaydens blue eyes pierced threw mine" - Bro. GET YOUR FUCKIN ORBS CHECKED.

125. Someone burns down the house and no one decies to call the fire brugade. Instead Jayden saves the day by flying across the kitchen. yep that makes sense perfectly.

126. The main girl starts cutting just coz she broke up with jayden sierra -.- you must be one depressed fuck -.- #judgingyou

127. I DUN EVEN KNOW WHAT 127 IS OK?

128. They laugh at the driest things , i swear -.-

"you have nice eyes" we said in unison. we cracked up on the floor to the point we were gonna pee.

no. eff u.

130. jayden tells his 16 year old brother E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G but nothing to his mum.Like wtf, what is trent gonna do?  save your whole life?

131. fingering under the fucking table *throws hands in the air*

132.me kat mel chantelle tayla are lyk tots biffles - god that pisses me off so much

134.no one ever takes the time to eat nutella (im only saying this coz i fuckin love nutella)

135. "he sung only excpetion in my ear" - OK THAT SONG IS REALLY STARTING TO PISS ME OFF. GET ANOTHER SONG. I KNOW HE SANG IT BEAUTIFULLY ON XFACTOR BUT WHEN ITS IN 78292937 JAYDEN SIERRA FANFICS, IT GETS BLOODY ANNOYING

136. Louis tomlinson is your mysterious brother  -__________________-

137. Depressing moment when the baby is sick.

138. Julian is always a manwhore

139. every kiss begins with truth or dare. cmon cmon who didnt see that coming!

140. i broke up with julian, but my best friend is his girlfriend. but thats ok coz im dating zach -.-

THATS RIGHT. IM BACK

NOW IM GONE.

ADIOS BITCHES XOXOXOOOX

btw if you want me to add some just mention them in the comment (ill say it by your username too) 

i wanna reach 200 but i cant think of anymore :(

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in the mean time, check out roll the dice. pay the price (will singe/ werewolf fanfic)

-Elize

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