Feralstuck (Gamkar)

Living With The Snake

Karkat's P.O.V
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The reptilian idiot smirked that weird grin at me. I didn't like it. I smacked his lips with my hand "Don't grin at me like that, fuckass." I hissed. Gamzee backed up a bit and did one of his soft chuckles.

"Alright, alright, bro! Calm down, I don't bite!" He did his stupid grin again. He was hesitant to say something. And how do I know, you ask? I'm his fucking morail, or, should I say, "Best Friend". Dumbfuck. I never wanted to be in this type of relationship with him. This is why I want to end my suffering. I looked back at the dumbass. "Spit it out, fuckwad." I hissed. Gamzee frowned a bit "Whoa, bro..You're gettin' a lil too motherfuckin' intense with the words.." All I did was glare as a response.

Now I feel a bit guilty. I've never seen the fucker frown. To be honest, it was kind of a sad sight for me. I guess I'm his best friend? Whatever. I just want to keep the clownass happy. "Whatever." I crossed my arms. Gamzee's warm soft smile crept back onto his face. "Nice.." He put his face to mine. "So, Kar..Maybe you should stay here for awhile before going back to Kankri. I mean, you're kinda motherfuckin' injured, bro. And, y'know, I'm a snake. I can't really go out travelin' out too far without my special needs, y'know?" He did one of his heart-warming looks. Thank gog he had his face paint on. To be honest, when he does these types of looks without face paint, the fucker can convince you into almost anything like a mini barkfriend.

If I wasn't injured, I would immediately decline his offer, but, I am badly injured, so I might as well just crash here till' this damn wound heals. I cross my arms and sigh "Whatever, fine. I'll stay here for awhile, but don't be shocked when you find me gone the next morning, because that means I'm done with your shit here." I hiss. Gamzee smiled.

Gamzee's P.O.V
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"Whatever, fine. I'll stay here for awhile, but don't be shocked when you find me gone the next morning, because that means I'm done with your shit here." The little guy hissed. I smiled, man, I finally get to have this lil' motherfucker in my cave..But then he's gonna leave..I can't let that happen! I want him to stay longer, he's probably gon' motherfuckin' leave early! I gotta make him stay, somehow. "Well?" Karkat spat at me, "Do I sleep on the floor or in a damn room?" He crossed his arms, he seemed pretty impatient. I chuckled "You sleep in a room, bro." I lead him through the dark part of the cave, the more deeper we got into the cave the more glimpse of a torch was visible. Then we got to three tunnels. I pulled him along into the middle one, pushing open a wooden door, showing him his room. I smiled lazily.

Karkat's P.O.V
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I stared at the room in silence. There was a huge nest-like bed with a dip in the middle, the whole thing being made out of hay, grass, and some sort of soft material. There were rocks, some sort of whole in the wall representing a "window". I sat on the bed, testing it out. I smirked a smile "I could get used to this." I laid down, getting comfortable in the soft, crunchy but a bit spongey materiel. Gamzee did a lazy soft smile "Glad you like it, Karbro..Go ahead and make yourself at home, explore a bit if you want. If you need me, I'll be in my room, go down the third tunnel, right turn, first tunnel." I watched him slither out of the room. I sighed, glancing around the room. I noticed a blanket that was made of big purrbeasts fur. I grabbed the blanket, curling up in it. I decided to get some shut-eye.
~Timeskip 5 hours later in the day.~
I woke up a few hours later to the sound of a creaking bed. I hissed under my breath, tightly gripping the blanket in annoyance. This was my fucking time to relax and get rest, not fucking wake up back to this nightmare called life. I peeked up from my blanket, staring who I thought wouldn't be there. Gamzee. He was sitting in the bed, looking down at me with a soft grin, some of his long tail draped across my legs. I sighed. I honestly didn't find this as awkward as it would be, he was my moirail. He then lowered his face to mine, whispering in my ear "Cmon, shake off that sleepy state and get up, I all up and whipped up some motherfuckin' munchies for us." He then pulled his tail off me, slithering out of the room. His whispering woke me the fuck up. Why did it, though? We've whispered into each other's ears many times, and have not even thought one thing about it and why we did it. This time it hit me. But why? I sighed. Whatever. It doesn't matter anyway. Like everything else. It doesn't matter.
~Timeskip 2 hours~
It took me a damn two good hours to force myself away from the comfortable bed, slugging my way through the dusty halls of stone and sandy floors, occasionally stepping on rocks or stepping up on the flat ones, using them as a step stool and jumping off them for some reason. I swayed my tail a bit, I could smell the food Gamzee was cooking. Bet my ass that it's poison..Sure don't smell like it, though..It actually smelled..Nice...Who knew Gamzee could cook? I continued to make my way through the dusty tunnels, or, "halls", what Gamzee wants me to call them from now on. Man, that amazing smell was getting closer the more I traveled. My sense of smell was taking me over. I didn't know which way I was going, the only thing I thing I thought about was that possibly non-poisonous food being inserted into my mouth and shoved down my protein chute. I began to run instead of just walk. My nose was now my guide. I peeked into the kitchen. There was a big rock in the middle of the room, but there were no chairs. Well, Gamzee was a snake. He can't fit in a chair. I glance over to him cooking. He must've stolen some stuff from the village, because I saw a pretty dirty looking fridge and pans, and Gamzee was cooking something good over a pretty heated fire. I walked to the table, pushing a cold flat rock next to the table. I got down on my knees on the rock, so I had some sort of comfort. I waited a bit impatiently for Gamzee to finish cooking. "You done yet?" I asked pretty rudely. Gamzee chuckled "Almost, bro." He smiled. "Well, hurry up, I'm fucking starving!" I hissed. Gamzee giggled "You must be hungry, then." He giggled. I hissed "No shit." I grumbled. Then at last, he finally finished cooking. He put the food on a rusty plate he had stolen. He slid it onto the table, and it approached my hands. My Gog, it looked amazing. I devoured the food, Gamzee watching me eat like a pig. I finished the amazing food, sighing. I yawned. "Thanks, Gamzee." I smiled at him. Gamzee smiled back. "No problem, man." He grabbed the plate, dumping it in a tub of water. He then slithered away. I followed after him. "Where are you going?" I asked. "Somewhere. Go explore somewhere else, Kar." He told me firmly. How rude. I sighed "Whatever, fuckass." I walked away, and went on my way into the green bushy jungle that surrounded the cave. I walked into the jungle, glancing around. I climbed up a tree, sitting on a wet branch. I looked around. The coast was clear. Since I was alone up here, might as well entertain myself, right? I lift up my furry tunic that covered my rear and my front, strings wrapped around my hips to keep it from falling. I glance around again, just to be safe. I watch my bulge slip out of my nook. I grab it gently, letting it slide through my fingers. I let a small groan escape my mouth. I pant, taking my hand away. I licked and drooled on my hand. I put my hand on my bulge again, slowly pumping it. My hand that dripped with saliva simulated as a nook for my bulge, as if someone was riding me. I moaned and groaned, panting and sweatinga. Gog, it felt amazing. But probably not as good as someone doing it for me..Whatever. I continue to pump faster and faster, then I soon came. I wiped the genetic fluid off against the tree, and pulled the fluffy tunic back over my front, my bulge slipping back into my nook.