Mario x Reader x Luigi

What's a pipe?

You walked into the house hold of your two bestfriends, Mario and Luigi. "Ciao, _____" You waved in reply. " So what did Mario invite me round for? He never specified in the text he sent me..." You asked the youngest of the two brothers, Luigi, who was sipping his coffee. In reply to your comment he smirked a little and gestured you to follow him. You and Luigi stand outside Mario's bedroom door, all you two can hear are moans and screetches. This happened quite frequently whenever you came over to the brother's house, no wonder Luigi spends so much money on earplugs. Luigi knocked onto the dark coloured door. " Mario, ______ is here. Stop fucking Peach, you-a slutty brother you-a." After Luigi informed his older brother that _____ were here, a minute of silence hit the household. 

Finally, after what seemed like forever, the silence stopped as Luigi finally gave in and opened the door. Turns out Mario was just masturbating to Doritos. "A ______ you arrived-a early I see." Mario spoke whilst chucking on a shirt, and then started trying to find away to hide his boner. "Well, the time you told me too arrive was 34:69pm, but thats not an actual time.." You replied. "Oh. It isn't? I must've been a bit-a pissed when I wrot-a that text message, lol." ____ face palmed the hardest they ever did in their life. 

"So-a you're probably wondering why you're here, yes?" ______ Nods their head. "Well, you see-a my pipe has gone a bit-a stiff and so-a I wanted you to fix the problem, before-a my pipe becomes green." Mario gave a cheeky wink and then smirked more. " What's a-" ______ was cut off, by Mario cutting open his boxers and revealing his dick (which had 20 six packs). ______ could only stare. Their eye's now met the love of their life. "Wheres-a my fun, big bro?" Luigi said stripping off his usual green clothes, to reveal his 40 pack penis. 'Damn they have dick goals' _____ Thought to themselve as they moved the (hair colour) strands of hair out their face to get a better view. " I suppose I can fix your pipe's...IF YOU CAN JUMP ON MY GOOMBA" ______ replied in a sexy tone. 

After an hour of fisting, spooning and sucking, ______'s goomba finally exploded. "mY ASS" _______ screamed, as both Luigi's and Mario's pipes, penaltrated the goomba. "Now I can't one up my goomba" Said _____ disapointed. 

Suddenly, the door opened, revealing Peach,Daisy and Rosalina in prositute outfits. " Ugh, you guys are sluts. Lets go get some muccy d's. They have better fries then your shit." Daisy proclaimed, with her arms crossed as ______,Mario and Luigi all looked dumbfounded at the 3 girls stood at the door. "Ugh, fuck you Mario. C'mon Sonic, lets leave these whore's." Peach stomped off whilst Sonic repeativly said "saNIC FAST" until they exited the house with Mario screaming, "sONIC THOSE ARE MY BITCHES NOT YOURS GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE FURRY." 

______ and Luigi sat and shrugged.

((This is a one-shot can't be assed to write more lol, write your reviews in the comments thx!!!!"