Awe in Translation

"Come on Gina! You're not getting out of this!" Emma yelled in a singsong tone as she swiveled to look at the mansion staircase. She heard Regina groan and smiled with her tongue caught between her teeth.

The two mothers had forged an extremely close relationship after they found Merlin and saved the blonde from the dagger's darkness. Regina allowed Emma to see her without the walls and defense mechanisms. It was amazing to see the woman that Daniel had loved and the sheriff could see why the stable boy had fallen. Regina was loyal, kind, and surprisingly sweet. They hung out every Friday night when Henry stayed with Snow and Charming, had breakfast together every morning, and attended Henry's sports games together. It was nice to have a true friend, a best friend.

"Give me one second!" Regina grumbled, "I'm throwing on comfy clothes."

Emma hummed and began searching for Orange is The New Black on Regina's Netflix account. The blonde was so excited that her gal pal had all the latest technology. It made this experience so riveting. Emma watched in amazement as the ninety-inch television showed the show's poster and the lists for season one and two. The blonde heard Regina's dainty footsteps and turned to tell the brunette to retrieve the snacks from the kitchen but her thought process was stunted immediately.

Regina was wearing tight, black yoga pants that stuck to her strong thighs and ended mid-calf. Her toned abdomen was on display and Emma felt her mouth go dry. Then it was the Sahara in there when she lifted her eyes the rest of the way to see a black sports bra that accentuated the brunette's small, but so goddamn perky, breasts.

Emma cleared her throat, "You mind getting the snacks?"

"Those aren't snacks, Emma. They're coronaries waiting to happen." Regina teased but turned to the kitchen anyway. And holy shit, the ass of Regina Mills in yoga pants was like a Picasso piece. Emma turned quickly, thrusting her back into the couch.

Her face scrunched as she silently whispered, "It's okay to notice the sexiness of your friends. I'm not really into that. I'm with Killian."

It was chant that had been drilled into the blonde when she was a pre-teen. Most of her foster parents had been homophobic and when they had noticed her wandering eyes, they beat the lesson into her. It followed her throughout her entire life but Emma's brain still turned to mush whenever she caught sight of an attractive female.

A bowl of popcorn was placed in front of her and she snapped out of her thoughts. Regina plopped down beside her and Emma could smell her intoxicating apple perfume.

"Ready." The brunette stated as she ripped open a box of Goober's and dumped some into her hand.

Emma coughed uncomfortably, "Okay. So, this is a show about a women's prison. Think you can handle it?"

Regina smirked, "I'm from the Enchanted Forest, dear. I hardly think your criminal justice system could match the methods of torture from my home."

"Yeah, yeah, Elvira." Emma teased, pressing play on the remote before throwing the device between them. Regina grabbed a small remote from the side table and shut the lights in the room, thrusting the living room into the darkness for a moment until the show's colors illuminated them. The show progressed and the women were thoroughly obsessed.

Suddenly, at the forty-seven minute mark, an extremely graphic lesbian sex scene played between the characters Nichols and Morello. Emma tensed as she watched Nichols, on her knees, finger and suck Morello off in the shower as she held a firm grip on her breast. The blonde scrambled for the remote and pressed the fast-forward button.

"Hey!" Regina shrieked and ripped the remote from the sheriff's hand, pressing pause. She turned to face Emma incredulously, waiting for the blonde to explain.