The Cassi Smith Convos

The First Roleplay: Darkiplier and Venturian (there are regrets)

There was only one roleplay that really stuck out in my career of roleplay. It hadn't been the first time I unintentionally started. All I was trying to do was make a weird reference to a Markiplier video. I will warn you now, that it started weird, and ended weird. The entire time, I was thinking, What in the world have I done? This was the weirdest thing I'd gotten myself into. Honestly, I didn't think it would get this bad, but somehow, some way, Cassi and I were both pushing each other. The roleplay started as so:

Cassi and I were talking about how weird fan girling feels, especially when it's concerning such a cute and attractive guy as Jordan Frye. I decided to tease her by saying this in my message:

"Markiplier:PENIS! (too soon?)"

You can probably already see where this was going.

Cassi's response was:

"I'm actually okay with it."

I decided to continue with:

"Jordan: No thanks..."

Cassi thought I was trying to start our first roleplay. She responded with:

"Markiplier: Come on! Just give it a try!"

That made me freeze.

It's not like its not an innuendo, but I'm okay with most innuendos. This one was so bad, I had to see where this was going, so the roleplay continued, which was one of the worst decisions I'd ever made.

The roleplay was fierce, with me as Jordan, and Cassi as Mark. The whole thing was Mark trying to pull down Jordan's pants, or trying to convince him to do it himself. Cassi was also playing the role of one of Jordan's sisters, Cierra. Every time the phone rang, I got as nervous as I get when facing my mom when she's mad. The weirdest thing was, Cassi wanted to shout at Jordan, but she had to look up what his middle name was. Her second call started with this:

"Cierra: JORDAN DAVID FRYE, GET YOUR BUTT BACK HOME RIGHT NOW!"

My response:

"Jordan: I CAN'T! I'M BEING SEXUALLY HARASSED BY ANOTHER MALE, NAMELY MARKIPLIER!"

The roleplay was embarrassing, through and through, but we played it through to the end.

It ended with Jordan, with his pants down, on Mark's bed, with him on top of him. Mark was laughing uncontrollably, and Jordan stopped him by punching him in the crotch. Cierra came in, told Jordan to get in the car, and the conversation between Cierra and Mark, who entered my control, went like this:

"Cierra: MARK WHAT WERE YOU THINKING YOU'RE A SICK HUMAN BEING!"

"Mark: I know. Jordan was just something I was testing out."

"Cierra: TESTING OUT? MY BROTHER IS NOT SOME LAB RAT YOU CAN DO EXPERIMENTS ON!

"Mark: *laughing hard* I'm so sorry! I don't think I have a life anymore!"

"Cierra: *she slaps you dead in the face HARD*

The roleplay ended after that.

I still tease Cassi about the two of us pushing it.

Of course, in order keep this telling appropriate, I barely added any detail. If you really want to know the full story, just ask me. I'll send it to your inbox, but I'm telling, you,I'm keeping these details VERY minimalistic. The other roleplays are not nearly so... odd.

WELL! I finally started the Cassi Smith Convos! Enjoy the super short stories of humor! I will say, that this series is going to be very different from my other stories. Enjoy it, anyway!