Once Upon A Time (WWE Fairytales)

Little Red Riding Rood

Cast:
Little Red Riding Hood: Eva Marie
Wolf: Randy Orton
Grandmother: Charlotte
Axe Man Guy that don't appear tell the end of the freakin story: Roman Reigns.
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I hummed as I packed the lunch that my grandmother and I would be sharing this afternoon.

There was lots of things that I knew the both of would enjoy. Sandwiches, Chips, Cookies, some drink that I'm not allowed to say out loud because we could get in big trouble if we were found with, but we're not going to pay that any mind.

I finished packing the lunch and made my way along the trail to my grandmothers house, which wasn't too far away, but far away enough for some people to be complete stalker pervs.

"How are you today Little Red?" Randy said as he licked his lips as I walked by.

I rolled my eyes and held my basket closer to me, "What do you want now Randy?"

"Oh I'm just taking a stroll." He said while eying my basket, "What's in there."

"I whole bunch on none of your fucking business." I say as I slap his hand away from the basket and try to continue to walk in peace.

"Oh come on baby." He said as he kept up with me, "Let me have a little taste of what's in there... Or just a taste of you."

"Ew!" I say and bring my hand across his face, "Get away from me you sicko!"

"Baby don't take it like that." He called after me as I continued off down the trail.

I rolled my eyes and continued on my way

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Randy

I sighed as I watched the Redhead beauty walk away from me.

All I really wanted to do was to get closer to her.

It's not like I wanted to eat her... As in a meal that is.

I wracked for a idea to get closer to her in my head and soon one came to mind and I jet off so I could put my plan to action.

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Eva

I hummed as I arrived at my grandmothers door and knocked three times.

"Come in!" I heard and I walked in.

"Grandmother?" I asked, "Are you here?"

"In my bed room darling." She said and I sat the basket down and began to walk to the bed room.

"Hello grandmother..." I trail off as I give her a strange look. She didn't look like herself.

"Hello darling." She said to me. Now her voice didn't even sound the same to me.

"Are you alright grandmother?" I asked her. She didn't look anything like herself. She looked completely different.

In fact, she looked exactly like Randy the wolf but I still couldn't tell who it was.

"Yes I'm fine." She said while pulling the covers closer to her.

"You don't have hair like grandmother." I say to her.

"I got it cut deary." She said to me.

"You don't have eyes like grandmother." I say to her.

"I got contacts," she said, "Better to look at your fine body with."

I rose a eyebrow, "What?"

"Nothing." She said quickly and have me a toothy smile.

"You don't have teeth like grandmother." I say to her.

She growled, "Stop pointing out differences damn it!"

"Grandmother doesn't growl!" I shouted at her.

"The fuck did I just say as?" She asked as she stood up and I realized it was Randy.

"Randy?" I shouted, "It was you?"

"It took you that long?" He asked while shaking his head.

"What have you done with my grandmother you wolf?" I shout at him.

"Chill." He said to me, "She wasn't here when I got here."

Seconds later the door to the bedroom opens and there stands my grandmother.

"What is going on here?" She asked me as she eyed between me and Randy, "Why is this wolf in my bed room?"

Randy rolled his eyes, "I'm just gonna leave."

"Get out of my house!" Grandmother screamed as he escaped through the window mumbling something about 'insane bitches'.

"Are you ok?" Grandmother asked as she came over and checked on me.

"Yes I'm fine-" I started to say but stopped when the door to the bed room busted down.

"Where's the wolf?" My grandmother neighbor Roman Reigns, who was our towns axe-man asked.

Grandmother rolled her eyes, "You're a little late Roman."

"Am I really?" He asked and we both nodded.

"Damn it..." He mumbled with a sigh, "I'll see you around Charlotte. Bye little Red."

I rolled my eyes the name but walked to the living room with my grandmother and enjoyed our lunch

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I. Only. Tried. But. Failed.  Oh well.