Friend: Why are you single?
Me: Because of Chim Chim, Naega Hosh, A Doe-eyed Deer, Baozi, A Unicorn, Kookie, Tough Cookies, Rap Monster Not Dance Monster, Markson, A Happy Virus, and Pulling Up on You Wacks With a Mac Fully Loaded.
Friend:
Me: Whet?
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Seventeen Bible: First Testament
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