Book I'm working on: NU DON' T LEAVE ME.
Me: why I'm having a writers block, and I'm bored.
Book: Plz, look I'll have more drama, HEY LAKEPAW GET OVER HERE!
Lakepaw: Ya boss?
Book (this point paw in two lives). I need you to murder-
Me: STAP YOUR GOING TO SPOIL SOMTHING!
Lakepaw: Awwww, please master. One more cat." She got cute kitten eyes.
Me: Ok... I don't even what to know whose eyes those are.
Lakepaw: Oh, well it's-
Me: I know who your going to say and it from A lost Ash.
Lakepaw: Duh, and it's-" random hook comes out and takes her back to her book.
Me: Ok, that was odd now book I must leave.
Book: starts singing sorry as I walk away.
Me: ok let's start this book.
Notes
Ok, don't ask me about my imagination is like, but I don't care.Book: Fine! I won't ever give you ideas again!
Me: Oh, stap! I'll get to you soon.
Cya!
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