There were these two guys and they went to school and everyone was like hahahaha HOMOS and they were like yes and made out and everyone exploded in rainbows and died, they got married but they had to move to canada because this is set in 2004, they moved to canada got married and ate maple syrup everyone was happy untill guy #2 was eaten by a moose and guy #1 cried and then killed the moose and revived his husband and they had secs.