Take a shot every time an Aries threatens someone with violence
Take a shot every time a Taurus complains about something trivial
Take a shot every time a Gemini begins a sentence with "did you know..."
Take a shot every time a Cancer sighs
Take a shot every time a Leo tells someone to fight them
Take a shot every time a Virgo goes to the bathroom
Take a shot every time a Libra stops to look in front of a mirror
Take a shot every time a Scorpio drags someone
Take a shot every time a Sagittarius says "I'm bored, let's do..."
Take a shot every time a Capricorn gets offended by something
Take a shot every time an Aquarius abruptly changed the subject
Take a shot every time a Pisces zones out and daydreams
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horoscopes [book 2]
Random«Status: March 19, 2016 - May 6, 2016» Just a continuation of some zodiac shit... "the SUN is the [neck] and [spine], holding everyone together and connecting each other. the MOON is the [heart], the songwriter of your soul. MERCURY is the [tongue]...