Sirius: Hey, Prongs, so I was-
James: Why'd you stop?
Sirius: [shrieks]
James: What did you do?
Sirius: THERE'S A GIANT SPIDER ON MY BED! GET IT OFF OF THE BED!
James: What do you want me to do?
Sirius: DEAL WITH IT AND GET RID OF IT!
James: So you want me to cast the spell 'Reducto' when both the spider and you are running around the bed?!
Sirius: YES!
James: Look, I might not particularly like you at the moment right now, but I'm not going to blast you to pieces!
Sirius: YOU BUTTLOAD OF A FRIEND! WHAT KIND OF A FRIEND ARE YOU?
Remus: [quietly] Engorgio.
[loud horrified shrieking of Sirius Black in the background]
