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by Lizzieg423

by Lizzieg423

Admin: So someone has dared our beloved Alfie to draw on Kiku's yaoi's with crayon.

Alfred: I don't even want to be dared to do this.

Alfred: *glares at the unholy closet full of yaoi*

Alfred: *whips out a red and blue crayon* This is personal *goes into Kiku's closet*

LINE SKIP BECASUE I RANDOMLY WANTED ONE :3

Feliciano: Hey, Ludwig, how angry do you think Kiku will be?

Ludwig:*shrugs*

Feliciano: Ve~ well, he wasn't really happy when I saw them and attempted to color them

Gilbert: After what happened with me and Birdie, its payback for him

Matthew: But, Gilbert, he didn't do anything to you

Gilbert: *stares straight at Matthew* He laughed at me. The scheißkerl had it coming

Matthew & Ludwig: *internal sighing*

LINE SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY MY EXTREME LAZYNESS :D

Alfred: *doodles on yaoi* This is what you stupid yaoi gets. You might be hot as fuck and be incredibly arousing- wait that's not what I meant

Alfred: *stops doodling for a second before scribbling an American flag tattoo on a penis* that's what you get you sexy motherfucker... WAIT NOT STOP MESSING WITH MY HEAD!!!

Kiku: *Walks in the room humming an anime opening*

Alfred: *stops doodling and hides in the closet*

Kiku: *sees all the yaoi on the floor and that their doodled on* * sees the American flag*

Kiku: Oh Alfred-kun~ come on out were going to have a great time together

Kiku: Anata wa watashi no ya oi ni naniwoshita ka, watashi wa isshōkenmei anata no o shiri o utsu tsumorida ato, anata wa aruku koto ga dekinaku narimasu. Dakara~ Arufureddo-kun dekimasu

Alfred: *whispers* I have lived a good life up till this moment. I have loved a good man and I will die by his hand from drawing on a penis. Good bye world.

LINE SKIP

Admin: Alfred will be gone one dare. He will be sincerely missed. *Salutes* He was a brave soldier. Sacrificing his life for others to live.

Arthur: Ah yes. He died a stupid death. Well to bad, I'm so sad. I'm wallowing in sorrow.

Francis: Mon lapin, you are just happy that you don't owe him money anymore.

Arthur: Shut up you twat

Translations- German: Motherfucker

Japanese:

After what you did to my yaoi, I'm going to beat your ass so hard you won't be able to walk. So come on out Alfred-kun~