Phan Smut Oneshots

Best sex you ever had

Short summery: The one where Dan tries to get out of an awkward encounter with one of his mom's friends just to end up making everything 100x more awkward (dragging a stranger down with him).
Word Count: 2658
Warning: Underaged Dan, awkward encounter, swearing, and (obviously) smut.

I was not only underaged and in a club at 11 at night, I was underaged and in a male kinda club at 11 at night! I used a fake ID to get in and I had come here with my friends. But in the blink of an eye, all my friends had disappeared into the sea of people.

It was all quite overwhelming for my eyes; the dim lights shown in random but bright colors all around me, the people dancing drunkinly or with intense lust, the male performers on stage, the large bar.

I'd noticed that a lot of people here were kinda my age, in a 5 year older range. But there were also older women. I was especially surprised to see that almost half the people here were male, and I'm not talking about the workers..

Trying to shake my thoughts of complete and udder abandonment and astonishment, I went over to the bar. Ordering a random shot, I took the small drinking glass and let the liquid burn down my throat. I shook my head and stuck my tongue out slightly. But when I focused my vision, my eyes widened.

One of my mother's friends was walking right up to the bar where I was standing. She would recognize me! And tell my mom and she would literally kill me!

With impulsive and drunk actions, I whirled around. My vision darted around quickly and I stared at a guy that looked about my age in what looked like a blue button up sitting on one of the stools in front of the bar. I quickly tapped their arm and looked over my shoulder, squeaking under my breath and looking back at the raven haired boy. He was giving me a confused and somewhat knowing look.

I quickly leaned up and kissed him, not thinking of any other possible solution. The kiss was a little sloppy because I was currently freaking the fuck out, but I took a moment to appreciate how soft their lips were against mine and how they tasted like honey.

"Dan? Is that you? What would you be doing in a place like this?" I heard Ethyl say. I pulled back and I knew the gorgeous stranger could see my soul slowly flying away. I turned around and pulled a smile. "Heyyy Ethyl..." I said with complete discomfort.

Hopping to their feet, the stranger stood beside me and slyly wrapped their arm around my waist. "Dan, my question is still begging to be answered," she reminded. "I-uh um.. just.." I stuttered out, but the stranger helped, "Just having some fun; no need to worry. Dan needs to get out more, you know?"

I was amazed that they could tell I didn't get out much (sarcasm). "Well, there's still the fact that Dan is 17 and shouldn't be here," she hissed at him. "Yeah well it doesn't hurt to have a little fun," he hissed back. "Well, Ethyl, if you don't mind me, I'm going to take my lovely boyfriend elsewhere. Okay, bye," I said with a rush, pulling the stranger to a completely different section of the club.

"Mother?" he questioned. I was breathing fast from having to walk so quickly away from where I was previously stood. "No no... mother's friend," I answered with a pant. "Ah," he nodded. "Well hey, I'm Phil," he said, sticking his hand out. I shook it, smiling slightly.

"You're a good kisser," he smirked. "Your lips taste nice," I blurted out in response, a light blush spreading across my cheeks. "And you're underage, I hear?" Phil laughed. I groaned but nodded. "I'm 18," Phil stated, making me groan even more.

"Hey! Dan! We thought you wimped out on us!" I heard Chris' voice call. Yet again, Phil could tell my soul was slowly flying away. But acting like he was my boyfriend probably wouldn't work this time..