Markiplier Quotes

Some Quotes From the Top of My Head

1. "Eat a dick, little Johnny." From, "The Worlds Quietest Letsplay"
2. "If there is one thing that Markiplier likes, it's epic big balls." Also from, "The Worlds Quietest Letsplay"
3. "I have two testicles." Yet again from, "The Worlds Quietest Letsplay."
4. "Fuck me in the butthole, not in a sexual way but you now, in a rages type way............fuck me in the butthole." From, "The Worlds Quietest Letsplay"
5. "Fuck the melon, no don't fuck the melon whenever I say something like this takes deep breath it sounds very sexual. Don't fuck melons, but you know, fuck the melon." From, "The Worlds Quietest Letsplay"

6. "I WILL NOT BE QUESTIONED, ON MY DILDO BUYING HABITS!!!!" From, "Reading Your Comments #13"
7. "My life is full of boredom, and disturbing paranoia, ITS A LIFE OF ENDLESS SUFFERING. THERE IS NO LIGHT IN MY LIFE!!! THERE IS NO HAPPINESS IN MY SOUL!!!" From, "Reading Your Comments #12"
8. "WORK SLAVE FRIENDS *WHAPISH* UNBOCK MY VIDEOS
*Makes weird sound* BOXES FOR ME *WHAPISH*!!!!" From, "Reading Your Comments #1"

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