Ohkay I think my mom is going CRAZYY. I honestly don't believe she said this to me.
I like having stuff in my mouth so I always have like gum in my mouth or bottle caps or stuff like that. Idk why I just do. So I had been chewing on the ring that come off the water bottle and I hit the little piece that connects your tongue to your jaw...y'all know what I'm talking about? Well yeah..that.
So I was talking to my mom and I was like " mommy my tongue hurts" (y'all don't pick on me I'm 18 and yes I call my mom mommy, she will always be my mommy)
But anyways.. Her response to me was..." maybe if you stop doing what you doing with it, it wouldn't hurt. Stop putting your mouth where it don't belong"
Boy when I tell you I almost died, I thought I was gonna pee on myself from laughing so hard. I was like " my mouth has not been anywhere mom" and she tell me " You don't have to lie to me, I know the truth. Why else would your tongue be hurting. Mhm, you just nasty." And then she starts laughing.
I was really kinda in shock cause I never thought the day would come that my mom would like joke about something like that lol.
Then the next day....she must really want me to be getting some cause, I called her while I was walking back to my dorm from class and I had just got a smoothie from tropical smoothie. She says "why your mouth sound full?" I tell her Im drinking my smoothie, and I guess the wind muffled that because next thing I know she screaming "YOU EATING WHAT? DON'T MAKE ME COME UP TO THAT SCHOOL". Mind you that's like a 3hr drive but she definitely would have made it lol. I was like "mommy what are you talking about I said I was drinking my smoothie" she goes "oh I thought you said you was eating something else. I know how you are". I don't know where she got eating from when I definitely said drinking but....Girl, let me tell you....I had to put her in time out. I really don't know what is going on with her but, she has been out of control these past few days.
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