zodiac signs

the signs as deadpool quotes

Aries: The last shot has to pull out, but that's the only thing pulling out tonight

Taurus: I'm touching myself tonight

Gemini: Sorry, I use humor to deflect my insecurities. Plus, I'm hilarious, so don't hate.

Cancer: You're about to be killed by a Zamboni

Leo: Whatever they did to me made me completely indestructible . . . and completely unfuckable

Virgo: shhh. My common sense is tingling.

Libra: Yeah, that is a gun in my pants. But that doesn't mean I'm not happy to see you.

Scorpio: Today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo.

Sagittarius: I look like a testicle with teeth.

Capricorn: Captain deadpool! No, just deadpool.

Aquarius: Fourth wall breath inside a fourth wall break?! That's like sixteen walls!

Pisces: I was having a nightmare. I dreamed I took Liam Neasons daughter and he was just not having it.