Male! Piri's Diary/Journal

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SO, WE TRIED OUT THIS "Switching Bodies" THING. MARIA AND I.

IT WAS SO FUN. I WORE A BIKINI ALL THE TIME AND KEPT FLIPPING MY HAIR AND DOING SEXY POSES AND FLIRTED WITH GUYS LOL THE LOOK ON MARIA'S FACE WAS PRICELESS

Then Maria threatened to cut my longaniza

So I stopped doing all that sh!t

....

BUT GUESS WHAT ELSE

I WENT SHOPPING IN VICTORIA'S SECRET

I WENT TO THE FITTING ROOMS AND SAW LOTS OF GIRLS IN LACY BRAS AND PANTIES

maigad i'm so perverted

AND THEENNNN....

The grossest thing happened

Antonio tried to kiss me

I'm not gay at all so I ran away

Then Alfred came

Okay maybe I'm a little gay lol

I kissed him ;-)

Maria, who is in my body, tried to murder me

Then Arthur came and explained everything that happened after he switched us back to our bodies

Alfred was like "WTF I KISSED EMILIO AND NOT MARIA????"

....then Kiku came

jk he didn't

So, yeah

The girls whom I saw in the fitting room tried to murder me too

....Life's great 😎😎😎

....

OH SH!T I FORGOT

I GOTTA PEE

I'VE BEEN HOLDING IT IN FOR HOUR

aw shiet too late i peed on my pants

....at least I don't have to handle the blood dripping from Maria's 'you-know-what' rn >:D