There was once a tsunami when 3 men, who didn't know eachother, were on a vacation miles and miles away from their homes and family's. They had to run halfway across the town just to survive.
While they were leaping around and getting to know eachother, two strong men came up and grabbed all three by their wrists.
The two strong men took the 3 guys to their King. The King jumped in excitement when he saw them.
"Hello?" Asked guy number one, who seemed to be the more friendly one.
"Do not speak. You have the right to remain silent! Anything you say, can and will be held against you." The King boomed.
Guy number 2, who seemed to be a smart-ass started to giggle quietly.
"I said SILENT!!" He yelled and Guy number 3, who seemed to be the sensible one, stayed completely still and silent.
"Now I have all of your attention, you will each go out into my fruit garden, choose a fruit kind. pick 10 of your chosen fruit. You will have a different fruit kind each. Then come back inside" King demanded and the three men set off to find their fruit.
The first man came back in first with 10 apples.
"You will shove all 10 apples up your bum hole. If you make any face expressions and or laugh, you will be shot dead!" The King said and friendly Guy number one was shocked.
So guy number one started to put the apples up his bum.
He got to the third one before he screamed, he was shot dead.
The Smart ass second guy came back in with 10 strawberrys.
He got the same order from the King.
He shoved all ten strawberrys up his bum but then he started to laugh, so he was shot dead.
In heaven, the first guy asked the second guy:
"Why did you laugh when you could've been set free?"
Then second guy replied with:
"Well, I couldn't help but laugh when the other guy came back in with ten pineapples"
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