Niall x Reader

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by Devi_S

by Devi_S

Nandos take out? more like MAKE out.

Btw CrackFic ahead. Be prepared.

Niall thoughts

Your thoughts

Narrator P.O.V

Niall was sitting down in his office, with his feet on his desk. He loved his new job. He loved being the president of Nandos. He walks out into the restaurant. He saw his biggest crush, yo- FOOD? no, Niall loves YOU. Goddammit.

Niall decides to be a man and walks up to your table.

You,(Y/n) are about to eat your food but you were interupted when you saw the your biggest crush walking towards you, FOOD? no (Y/N), Niall, oh.. right.

He walks up to you and sits down. He smirks and takes a bit of your food.

you unfortunately were cursed to die if anyone took a bit of your food.

Well, fish

You instantly die.

Bye Bye (Y/N)

"NO THIS IS NOT THE END, NOT YET!" screams a weird girl at Niall.

"Um..."

"DO YOU WANT TO SAVE THIS FAIR AND BOOTYFUL MAIDEN YOUNG KNIGHT OF FOOD?"asks the girl who is probably a Witch.

"Um..."

"GOOD, NOW KISS HER!"

"Um... ok?"

And then you two kiss.

You were revived and was shocked, but kissed back because, hey, this is your biggest crush making out with you on the floor.

Lets just say, you two ended up getting married and had the best wedding food ever.

and babies.

Lots anD LOTS OF BABIES

The End <3

Btw, this wasnt written by @Devi_S but by the witch that hacked her account(me) @sehejkeerat.

hoped you enjoyed this weird thing.

later.( hopefully :) )