Woke up in my bed. My alarm is the kind of bell you find on a boat. No... Not a motorboat. My slug is coming to say hi... But that motherfucker forgot he could not speak so I yell "GOOD MORNING!" Someone knocks at my door. It must be xX_patrIck_FaZe-m0therfucking_star_Xx. "Hey spongebro!" "Turn of yerr fucking snoop Dogg!". Oh nope. It is Octopussyslayer_69. He is the naebour. That fucker blows big whistles and is always grumpy. I get my snipar and 360° noscope his big ugly face. I get out of the door and go to xX_patrIck_FaZe-m0therfucking_star_Xx to pay him a visit. When I knock on his rock he gets out and yells. "lets get outta here and fuck bitches!". I reply "not now m8 got to work work work work work work". "Okay well fuck you have a nice day ugly bastard." I walk away to my work and open the door. Of the shop. "hey spongebro" it's Octopussyslayer_69. I ignore him and go to the kitchen. My boss, Mr. Crabehameha owns the restaurant. Pretty obvious because he is my boss. He thinks his stupid secret recipe is the reason for his hamburger success. In reality I don't put cabbage but weed on the burgers. And the burgers themselves are filled with cocaine. One day our boss got so high because of one of my burgers that he adopted a whale! But that's all for today as my fucking hand is getting tired of writing.
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End of Le day one
