My Bulimic Monster

Food is Good

As soon as I stepped out of the limo I felt arms wrap around me in a hug. The arms squeezed me tight as I gasped for air.

Niall pounced onto Jacob. "Let go of her! You'll breeaak heerr," he whined. He latched his hands around Jacob's eyes while he stood on Jacob's hips. Yes. Jacob has hips. He takes his figure very seriously being gay and all. (So very sorry if someone who's gay reads this and thinks I'm stereotyping them. I do apologize.)

Jacob dropped me and not expecting him to let me go so soon I fell on my arse. Louis pointed and laughed at me while I sat on the ground rubbing my bottom. Liam reeached down a hand to help me up and grabbed it thinking I would be gracefully pulled to my feet and look like a swan or some shit, but OH NO Liam just had to not know his own strength.

He yanked me up and I went flying into the air only to be caught by him with his arms around my butt. He stared up at me and winked before he pinched my ass!

"Gotta get some meat on them bones!" He shouted using what I'm guessing to be a hill billy accent.

Louis doubled over from laughing so hard and Harry leaned on him for support becuase he too was laughing so hard. Zayn...was checking himself out in the van mirror while Jacob was still trying to get Niall off his back.

I glared down at Liam until he finally set me down-more like dropped and then again my beauty and grace kicked in and I twisted my ankle.

Just then the hotel seceruity guard decided it'd be a good time too come outside. As he took in the scene his stone cold "gurad face" lifted and he broke out into a smile.

"Guys I haven't seen you in ages! And you've brought guests!! Wonderful. Alright well hurry up inside I can see a mob of girls heading this way."

The gaurd was right as we turned to see a mob lit up by smart phone screen lights. He opened the door for us and hurried us inside. As I dragged myself to my feet I stumbled and fell over again. The mob was getting nearer. Zayn who had finally fixed his hair picked me up and tossed me over his shoulder.

"Jeez girl! I can feel your ribs!" He exclaimed.

I propped myself up on my elbows licked the side of his face. Hey! When I don't have anything to say I lick people.

"Ew! Did you just lick me?" He froze and turned so he was looking at my face.

I gave him my best confused look, "I don't know did it feel something like this," I asked before licking his face again.

Zayn just smirked at me and that's when I remembered the dear old phrase, 'Karma's a bitch.'

Zayn continued to smirk at me until we reached the hotel room where he threw me down on his bed. He sat on my stomach and held my hands above my head. My eyes widened in fear they new my secret!

"Hey guys," he called over his shoulder, "I think it's time we give a welcome gift to Saffron!"

The boys piled into the room and surrounded me. I decided to play it safe and lie my way out. "Zayn...I...can't...breathe," I fake gasped for air even though he was making sure to put almost no pressure on my stomach. My acting skills were amazing though. From the look on the boys faces I'm sure I perfectly resembled a fish out of water.

Zayn lifted himself a bit higher off of me and I took the opportunity that it gave to pull down as hard as I could with my arms. Zayn eyes widened in shock when he realized I'd tricked him and he came crashing down on my legs with all his weight.

An audible crack sounded around the room while all the boys stared at Zayn in shock while Zayn stared at me while I was screaming my head off. My vision went white, and was blinded by the pain.